sometimes i wish someone in my family would die, or a could get a disease, so someone would notice me...

I'm glad he cheated on me and left me for her 2 years ago. If he hadn't, I would have just stayed your friend. Your smile, your sarcasm, your touch all make my heart flutter. I never thought I'd feel this way about my best friend.

Don't hate us!
Advisors are people too!
(and we get just as confused and frustrated as you do)

I want to thank you for being my friend. I really think I would have gone crazy had you not been in my life. I love you so much!

My best friend doesn't believe in the psychological disorder I have just come to terms with. It hurts.

His HEARTBEAT is enough to turn me on...

i entertain myself at my boring job by fantasizing until i can't stand it, then going to the bathroom to see if i can have an orgasm in less than three minutes

I'm terrified my forgetfulness is indicative of something really serious- but I'm even more terrified of finding out for sure.

Comment here to submit a secret 4/2/08

I stopped watching college basketball with this girl because she knew more about it than I did and I was intimidated.

I have come to the realization that there is no pain comparable to that of a broken heart string.

I don't love anyone enough to get the love I want in return.

I 'm trying really hard to be the good ex-boyfriend: Not jealous, still friendly, and helpful. On some level I really do want to be your friend.

But, let's be real. I burn whenever I hear you were with off him. I punch walls, I smash dishes. It makes me furious.

I'm the good ex-boyfriend, though. You are never allowed to know how mad it makes me and how expensive fixing all my broken stuff is becoming.

I need to find someone to love before I start writing poetry or buying cats.