I want to switch my major to physics and build a fucking time machine. Not because I need one, but only because I know that I could do it.

I want to tell him how much his mom pisses me off sometimes.

I'm not going to, but I'm afraid it's going to slip. She's just so damn annoying.

I have a large penis, and want to have sex with girls, but im way too shy.

The best thing about being home is being able to take my laptop into the bathroom with me.

I just had an incredible orgasm. In my car. Driving down 15-501.

We've been friends for a long time. I give you advice about girls and life. Now I'm falling in love with you. Crap.

I already know that I am going to break your heart this summer.

I know that I have to lose one of you. But I love him more.

I'm so sorry.

i didn't study. i was too busy having good-bye sex.

I no longer know how I feel about you.

Sometimes, when I'm lying in bed, I think of how great you feel against me and wish I could spend every night wrapped up in you.

Sometimes, when I'm hanging out with my friends, I can't wait for you to graduate so that I don't have to think about you as much.

You probably resent me right now and think I'm really happy about this. I thought I'd be happy...but I'm not. I don't know what to think or feel...other than knowing I don't like seeing you hurt.

The only real friend I've ever had just left, and I don't think he even knows how much he means to me. I'm so afraid of next year. What if I don't find another friend?

I don't even know how to act around you or her anymore.

I no longer know how I feel about you.

Sometimes, when I'm lying in bed, I think of how great you feel against me and wish I could spend every night wrapped up in you.

Sometimes, when I'm hanging out with my friends, I can't wait for you to graduate so that I don't have to think about you as much.

The only real friend I've ever had just left, and I don't think he even knows how much he means to me. I'm so afraid of next year. What if I don't find another friend?

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