I'm really going to miss this place...

I can't find a date. I'm a pretty good looking girl, if only guys wouldn't look me over.

If only they knew how much I love giving blow jobs.

But, I'm also a polite lady, so how the heck would I advertise that?

I guess I'll just have to wait for a guy to figure it out spontaneously

You are soon going to have it within your power to hurt my feelings very deeply. Please don't.

I feel like everybody takes advantage of me telling them personal things. It's made me wonder how many real friends I have. Now I can't trust anyone. Thanks a lot.

I'm still trying. But more than anything, I just want to give up, and I wish you all could let me go.

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