I don't think I'll get recognized for my work with my sorority because my office position is completely behind the scenes.

i pick my nose all the time

My hands-down, by far favorite part of spring is seeing girls show off their boobs. I hope my staring isn't obvious.

Someone in HJ doesn't know that I had sex on their desk before they moved in this year. Sorry!

On my last day of work, I stole three things I don't need and only kind of want, just to know I did.

sometimes, i'd rather get disrespectful comments about my boobs than nice ones about my brains

As much as I love Carolina in the spring and summer, I hate walking around on campus and seeing how every girl other than me looks like a perfect clone - perfect tans, size 2 sundresses, big sunglasses, blonde streaked hair, manicured toes, rainbow sandals...

It makes me feel so inadequate in my jeans and a t-shirt. Someone notice me too!

I've faked it every time, in hopes that one day you'll be able to give me an orgasm. It's not your fault - no guy has ever made me come.

i miss this so much.

All I want is a little recognition. I have worked my ass off all year, and no one seems to have even noticed!

For every girl that walks by, I mentally critique her outfit.

And then I judge her.

The other night, as you held me in your arms, I realized how much I actually love you. And it hurts so much because we're both leaving.


I truly believe that we met for a reason, and even if it wasn't meant to be, I am a better person for having known you.

I really want to have a random hookup in morrison. There are always so many people here but it never seems to happen for me.

i've always wondered...is having a penis as fun as it seems?

Tonight I'm finally going to say no to you. I hope I'm strong enough to stay by my decision.

I really want to show my boyfriend off because he's GORGEOUS.. and i don't feel bad about feeling this way because I have waited long enough for the right one. while everyone else settles with jerks who screw them over, i landed the best by waiting.

your new girlfriend looks like she has been rolling around in dirt for hours!!!

I have a huge penis and want to show other girls...I have a girlfriend though and won't do it cause I know she'd object.

sometimes on really pretty days when i see everyone laying out in the quad it makes me regret all those times that i went to the library instead. i got A's but rarely enjoyed the beauty of a day...

i only wash my hands if there is someone else in the bathroom who might judge me if i don't

75% of this school's attire makes them looks absolutely ridiculous.

i hate going out with my friends not because i hate drinking but because i hate my friends! i stopped going out because the only way to have fun was to get wasted and i didn't want to do that any more

i fucking hate people with perfect skin.

there is more to life than finding a significant other, getting drunk, watching tv, and posting facebook albums.

Comment here to submit a secret 4/27/08