I've developed an aversion to anything cream-based because I'm obsessed with not gaining weight.

I'm really happy that I've found a new group of friends because my other ones were stifling me.

I'm not worried about the future because I know we'll end up together eventually.

I'm one semester away from graduating, and I'm beginning to wonder whether I made a terrible mistake in my choice of major.

I am really worried about my decisions recently. I either don't think at all and act really rashly and end up regretting it, or I think too much and then don't do anything, also regretting it.

It's as if I can't do anything right.

I love my boyfriend, but I can't stop texting my newly single ex...I know it can't end well but I can't stop myself.

Everyone knows how much I despise Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers, but I actually like some of their songs and listen to them in private.

I often wonder if you would believe me were I to tell you that your life is easier due to the fact that you are not a woman.

Ironically, I'll bet you would try to tell me that I was being sexist.

You broke my best friend's heart a year ago. I hope you're not falling for me now. I could never reciprocate.

Comment here to submit a secret 1/7/09

You used to be my TA, but you haven't controlled my grades in more than two and a half years. Can we please stop playing games and just have sex already? I need to stop agonizing over you and wondering when you'll call me next (and please don't make it 3 a.m. again)!