Next time I piss you off, tell me. Because hearing it through channels just pisses me off, and it gets worse.

you know those intellectual crushes? where you're drawn to someone because they're so smart and confident about it? I have one on you, you should know.

You say you love my laugh, and I can make you laugh, which in turn makes me laugh. I never feel closer to you than when we are laughing.

For a sociopath, I'm way too nice to people. When they think we're friends, it just annoys me. Let's keep it casual, please.