I have a huge crush on one of the professors in the department I work in. He is intelligent, handsome, and kind. He is also way older than I am and married with kids. *sigh!*

I'm terrified that all my friends secretly dislike me. Wouldn't be the first time.

I'm terrified that all my friends secretly dislike me. Wouldn't be the first time.

I can't handle your baggage; I have problems of my own. I need a girl who can offer me some stability. Good luck sorting your life out.

Three therapists, two psychiatrists, and a year and a half later, I'm still suicidal and more alone than ever before. Will you ever let me go?

I hooked up with my ex boyfriends roommate last night - and I don't regret it at all. The only thing I regret is not meeting him first.

I doubt we will be friends when we return in August. Your selfishness and jealousy have finally driven me away. I've finally outgrown you, and I'm proud of that.

Because you're my best friend, I don't want to be the one to tell you that that woman is leading you on. I just hope you'll figure it out before you get your heart broken.

Everybody I know has awesome internships. I'm stuck at home and depressed. There's absolutely nobody I can tell, either.

This summer, for the first time in my life, I'll be completely on my own. I'm terrified.

Job 19:19

all I've managed to do since leaving school is eat, sleep, watch tv, and masturbate. What the hell will I do when I graduate next year?

You were the first friend I made at UNC, and I'll always love you for that, but over the years I've watched you make so many selfish/hurtful decisions… The way you treat other people isn't right.

I love you, but I'm losing the ability to respect you. Please - stop before it's too late.

Theoretically, I should be ecstatic. I'm about to start the job I wanted, in the city I wanted to live in.

Don't get me wrong, I know how fortunate I am. I'm just really sad to be moving away from all the friends who have become more like family to me than some of my actual family members.

I'm really going to miss this place...

I can't find a date. I'm a pretty good looking girl, if only guys wouldn't look me over.

If only they knew how much I love giving blow jobs.

But, I'm also a polite lady, so how the heck would I advertise that?

I guess I'll just have to wait for a guy to figure it out spontaneously

You are soon going to have it within your power to hurt my feelings very deeply. Please don't.

I feel like everybody takes advantage of me telling them personal things. It's made me wonder how many real friends I have. Now I can't trust anyone. Thanks a lot.

I'm still trying. But more than anything, I just want to give up, and I wish you all could let me go.

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