Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Dear Guys at Carolina,

I just want to tell you how fucking lucky you are. You should stop being assholes and date these hott, smart, awesome girls before you get into the real world and realize how lucky you actually were. Because honestly, you just don't have that much going for you.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you for writing this. I don't think a lot of guys in their 20's want to date seriously, but college really is a time when nice, smart, funny people are grouped in one place. We're all so lucky, we don't have to look that far for someone awesome. I dread the real world in some respects because it will be harder to find people that I have as much in common with as at UNC.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't have a chance anyways.

Anonymous said...

Keep saying that and it will keep coming true. You are fulfilling your own prophecy.

Anonymous said...

If you never try, you never WILL have a chance.

Anonymous said...

So, I have a question. what if we as guys just genuinely don't like the sorority-esque, toned girls who strut around with their giant sunglasses in packs like wolves? the girls I've been with definitely aren't the girls you seem to think we're "lucky" to find; it's probably a sexual liberation thing...just not my style. There's something about the girl who doesn't get hit on by everybody at the bar that I have a weak spot for. personally I think you're lucky to find a guy like that, but that's just me.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, but I'm not about to be with someone who thinks I've got nothin going for me. Go fuck a basketball player, it's what you're good at. I've met less shallow girls in high school than here.