I'm breaking up with you.

I flooded the ticket lottery with entries for the Ohio State game last year. It worked, but they caught on to me after that game and it didn't work again after then. Sorry if I ruined it for anyone else who had that idea... but for that game, it was worth it.

I'm almost a junior and I'm a virgin. I don't want to be. If a random, decent-looking guy walked up to me and said 'let's do this', I would, no questions asked and no strings attached, just so I could get over the fear I have that I'll be terrible at sex once I do start having it.

i HATE going out because i'm SUPER lazy and don't want to fix my hair and i also LOVE waking up without hangovers.

I fake more than half of my orgasms with him, but the truth is, no one else could give me any... so I still think it's a sign.

The day you broke up with me, I was diagnosed with lymphoma. I didn't tell you, because even though I love you, and I want nothing more than to have you by my side, seeing me through chemo...I know you'd be doing it out of pity, and not love. I want you to come back of your own accord, because you love me...before it's too late. Please hurry.

Comment here to submit a secret 4/26/08

I hate how being in love is becoming not good enough. I want to fall in love again.



And I think your letter made me do just that. With the person I'm already in love with.

Thank you for giving me a new perspective.

You told me you were clinically depressed, and that I was the only person you trust. That was your secret; here's mine.

When you called to tell me this, I thought you were crying because you had found out I'm cheating on you again.

I keep hurting you deliberately. I'm so sorry. I love you. I don't know why I do it either.

I'm with someone new, but I still can't stop myself from acting like a total fool around you.

The counselor who molested me at summer camp requested to be facebook friends with me.
I confronted him 2 years after it happened and he laughed and said not to mention it.

I'm not just joking.

Sometimes, I do legitimately hate you.

I can't fucking take it anymore. Stop fucking canceling on me, find your fucking cell phone, charge the damn thing, and get a fucking day planner.

It's not that FUCKING hard.

When I told you you were the best and the biggest I've had, I was lying.
That guy you despise was bigger.
I've had random hookups that were better.

i thought i was going to get my first bi experience in college, but apparently not

It had been so long since I'd found a girl that excited me. Dating became boring real quick, I was interested in anyone I met, but kept looking because I knew I could be happy, in love, again. Now all I have to do is slow myself down, so that we become infatuated with each other. I found the ultimate gem!

He makes my HEART sing

im afraid to be vulnerable

Sometimes, when you look at me, I can tell that I'm still (and probably always will be) "the mistake."

I want to ask my girlfriend to marry me. But I'm afraid to tell her that I'm the heir to a multi-million dollar company.I don't want to tell her because I don't want the money to change things. But I don't think I can ask her to marry me without telling her.

Happy honeymoon. Did I mention I'm loaded?