She's immature, egotistical, pretentious, hypocritical, impatient, impetuous, needy, selfish, neurotic, paranoid, insane, overbearing, irrationally jealous, crass, materialistic, judgmental, hedonistic, reckless, irresponsible, myopic, haughty, unappreciative, lackluster in bed, and being with her has drained me to the point of hating Carolina. Yet, I am still in love with her. What is wrong with me?